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Okay but I mean imagine

• Sirius wearing leather jackets and ripped skinny jeans and combat boots.

• Remus wearing sweaters and baggy jeans and sneakers.

• Sirius being seen with a cigarette between his lips more often than not and always having a faint stubble on his chin.

• Remus always smelling of soap and scrunching up his nose when either James or Sirius lit up a smoke.

• Sirius practically never studying or handing in homework but somehow always getting top marks on all of his classes. (The asshole)

• Remus probably being the smartest wizard of their year but still working till ungodly hours and always having ink stains somewhere in his persona.

• Sirius listening to The Clash and Pink Floyd and the Sex Pistols and Queen.

• Remus listening to the Beatles and Elton John and Abba.

• Sirius always having his tie undone and at least three buttons of his shirt propped open.

• Remus always having a perfectly made tie and his shirt buttoned all the way up.

• And yet Sirius was the one who always brought Remus flowers and wrote him poems and hummed romantic lyrics in his ear.

• And Remus was the one who slammed him against the corridor’s wall leaving him as a panting, whimpering mess as Remus winked and casually left to Charms.

(Because Sirius thought he was punk rock but he really really wasn’t)

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  • Sirius Black with his ears pierced.
  • Sirius Black with a black dog collar around his neck.
  • Sirius Black with black nail polish.
  • Sirius Black with shoulder length black wavy hair.
  • Sirius Black with hair ties around his wrist so he can put his hair up in a bun.
  • Sirius Black deciding more than often to go lay on Remus who is sitting in the common room reading.
  • Sirius Black winking more often than you will ever imagine.
  • Sirius Black with a moon phase tattoo.
  • Sirius Black with beautiful grey eyes.
  • Sirius Black and his leather jacket.
  • Sirius Black always going around with a scent of mint and smoke and motor oil and dog.
  • Sirius Black and his stupid damn smile.

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Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

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Part 6
“You act like you’re afraid of me, Erik. But you’re not afraid of me at all, are you?”

“I’m terrified of you.”

“No, you’re not. You’re afraid of yourself. I’ve never known a grown man to be so afraid of his own desires.”

AU - Charles is a famous erotica writer, and Erik is the editor of his latest book.

Part 1      Part 2 
      Part 3      Part 4      Part 5

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what pop culture thinks jim kirk is like: doesn’t remember the names of the thousands of ladies he’s slept with; must have fathered a zillion abandoned kids; constantly hitting on the women; eternally bang bang shebanging; nonstop love machine; womanizing dongpile; smarmy flirtmaster; smoochy powerstud

what jim kirk is actually like: nerdy feminist quoting shakespeare who likes to play dress-up; turned on by strong, intelligent women and the way spock touches walls

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Oh my gosh since there’s a car behind him, they weren’t filming, right? Does this mean this is how Aaron Tveit walks all the time?

#i think he’s just too into character #like the other actors would be conversing and he’s be like ‘stop this there is a revolution at hand our little lives don’t count at all’ and the actors where like ‘aaron calm down you’re not actually enjolras’ but he is #Aaronjolras #Les Miserables

Those tags, tho.

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